The Republic of Tati Unian Camainia is a huge, safe nation, renowned for its fear of technology, compulsory gun ownership, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 600 million Tati Unian Camainians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 45.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The sizeable but inefficient Tati Unian Camainian economy, worth 19.2 trillion marks a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing and Soda Sales. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 32,047 marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.
Preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime, the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster, and under doctor's orders Leader is going on a diet and abolishing capital punishment. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Tati Unian Camainia's national animal is the elephant, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Tati Unian Camainia is ranked 105,616th in the world and 4,468th in Lazarus for Safest, scoring 79.8 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Tati Unian Camainia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Primitive.
- : Following new legislation in Tati Unian Camainia, under doctor's orders Leader is going on a diet and abolishing capital punishment.
- : Following new legislation in Tati Unian Camainia, the government only invests in infrastructure after a natural disaster.
- : Following new legislation in Tati Unian Camainia, the government provides its citizenry with the same mass produced rations.
- : Tati Unian Camainia was reclassified from "Iron Fist Consumerists" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
- : Following new legislation in Tati Unian Camainia, preschoolers practice disarming active shooters before naptime.
- : Following new legislation in Tati Unian Camainia, code enforcement officers circle wealthy Tati Unian Camainians like vultures.
- : Following new legislation in Tati Unian Camainia, a driving license is obtained not by passing a test but by passing a brown envelope.
- : Following new legislation in Tati Unian Camainia, decreased demand for toilets is saving the prison service a lot of money.
- : Following new legislation in Tati Unian Camainia, the government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains.
